oh man i am so excited to read deadpool pulp i am so stoked that i can’t even open it i just have to sit here and hop up and down in my chair
maaskantje: all my fandoms have something in common and that something is gay
benefits of dating me
you’ll be dating me I could go on but I think I’ve made my point
all i want is to illegally download comics and read them on my computer why am i bad at this why is this so complicated
chrisehvans: do u ever finally unfollow someone who’s been really fucking obnoxious for the longest time then u go to ur dash and ur just like ahh fresh air
cosmo tip #286
take ur sexy striptease a step further by peeling all ur flesh off
i have been doing online math homework for the past two hours
trentofsky: gay porn more like YAY PORN amirite can i get a hallelujah
Ten rape prevention tips: →
terramantra: 1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks. 2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone. 3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her. 4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her. 5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her. 6. Never creep into a woman’s...
plot twist: fictional characters have feels over you
inlouiswethrust: What would Ultra Lord do
me texting my mom: okay, see you at home. love you.
my mom texting me: C u l8r. Luv u 2.
nintendofunclub: emilylikesaliens: oceanzoner: emilylikesaliens: youmightneedaloki: give me the pizza i want the pizza back up the pizza i need the pizza i like the pizza oh what a pizza
pablulz: Lynyrd Skynyrd - Simple Man ...
keep-surprising-yourself: ceesquatch: Read More Truth is, you are actually a werewolf. We are nearing the full moon and you are in the process of coming to realize your true self. Enjoy. You have a long and proud heritage behind you. you know, i wouldn’t have a problem being a werewolf, but i’m so short and chubby and brown and curly that i’m going to be a ridiculous...