July 2012
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oh man i am so excited to read deadpool pulp
i am so stoked that i can’t even open it i
just have to sit here and hop up and down in my chair
maaskantje:
all my fandoms have something in common and that something is
gay
benefits of dating me
you’ll be dating me
I could go on but I think I’ve made my point
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all i want is to illegally download comics and read them on my computer
why am i bad at this
why is this so complicated
chrisehvans:
do u ever finally unfollow someone who’s been really fucking obnoxious for the longest time then u go to ur dash and ur just like ahh fresh air
cosmo tip #286
take ur sexy striptease a step further by peeling all ur flesh off
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June 2012
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i have been doing online math homework for the past two hours
trentofsky:
gay porn more like YAY PORN amirite can i get a hallelujah
Ten rape prevention tips: →
terramantra:
1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.
2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.
3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.
4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.
5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.
6. Never creep into a woman’s...
plot twist: fictional characters have feels over you
inlouiswethrust:
What would Ultra Lord do
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me texting my mom: okay, see you at home. love you.
my mom texting me: C u l8r. Luv u 2.
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nintendofunclub:
emilylikesaliens:
oceanzoner:
emilylikesaliens:
youmightneedaloki:
give me the pizza
i want the pizza
back up the pizza
i need the pizza
i like the pizza
oh what a pizza
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keep-surprising-yourself:
ceesquatch:
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Truth is, you are actually a werewolf. We are nearing the full moon and you are in the process of coming to realize your true self.
Enjoy. You have a long and proud heritage behind you.
you know, i wouldn’t have a problem being a werewolf, but i’m so short and chubby and brown and curly that i’m going to be a ridiculous...